Cape Coral Kiwanis

        

Kiwanis is a global organization of volunteers dedicated to changing the world one child and one community at at time.


92nd Annual
Kiwanis International Convention
 
  July 3-7, 2007, San Antonio, Texas

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By: Robert Neeld

Greetings from San Antonio!  What an interesting day this has been.  It started at 5:00 AM.  Most of you know that I am not accustom to rising this early.  But, an 8:00 AM flight requires my presence at the airport at 6:30 AM.  So, I dutifully set my alarm for 5:00 AM.
When the alarm rang, the first thing I did was check the American Airlines website for information about my flight.  Trudy II (Hutchinson), whose mother is a flight attendant for American Airlines, suggested that American was experiencing some on time troubles and it might be prudent to check for delays before proceeding to the airport.
Sure enough, the 8:00 AM flight had been delayed until 9:30 AM.  So, I went back to bed.  I rose at six o’clock and put away the clothes I had laid out to wear.  I replaced them with my dress clothes, the ones I intended to wear to the opening session at 4:00 PM.  I had a sneaking suspicion that I would not have time to change.  I was right.
The delay leaving RSW meant I would arrive in Dallas/Fort Worth at 11:15 AM.  Ouch.  My flight from DFW to San Antonio was scheduled to leave at 11:15 AM.  At check-in, I inquired about the possibility of making the connection in Dallas.  Good news.  The San Antonio flight had also been delayed until 11:45 AM.  I had thirty minutes to get to the gate.
I made the connection without incident and arrived in San Antonio expecting my luggage to still be in Dallas.  It, too, had made the connection.  Once I claimed my bags, I headed to the shuttle launch.  I had purchased my round trip airport transfer at the same time that I purchased my airline ticket.  This turned out to be a colossal mistake.  The shuttle was exceptionally disorganized.  No one knew or no one would tell where to exchange my confirmation for a ticket.  Some of my friends from Florida, who were on the flight with me, took a taxi.  They were loaded and waving goodbye in less than five minutes.  I was still there waiting on the shuttle for 45 minutes.  For those who plan to attend next year’s International Convention, I recommend that you do not pre-purchase the airport transfer.  Although it costs $8.00 more, the taxi is far more reliable and convenient.
When I arrived at the hotel, I had just enough time to wash my face, comb my hair and race to the convention center for the opening session.  The convention center was right across the street from the hotel.  Registration was a breeze.  I presented my registration receipt and in less than two minutes, I had my registration credentials and all the important scheduling paperwork.  I even had time to wolf down a hot dog – the first food I had consumed all day.  Yuk!
Immediate Past President Steve Siemans is a consummate professional.  Prior to the opening session, he warmed the crowd with a game of stump the band.  Everyone was singing and smiling.  I am pleased to report that the Kiwanis Club of Cape Coral is not the only club in the word with limited talent.  Oh, it was terrible.
Steve Siemans then introduced our host for the opening session, Jay Leno (impersonator).  The opening session was a take-off of the Tonight Show.  Jay entertained us with a monologue that noted the recent accomplishments of Kiwanis.  Although comical, it was rewarding to learn about all the good service Kiwanis clubs around the world have done during the last year.
Jay then introduced Kiwanis International President Nelson Tucker.  Nelson Tucker is a mess.  Jay received an emergency phone call reporting that the air conditioning in the garage where he stores his cars had failed.  He asked Nelson Tucker to take over the show and things went downhill from there.
Steve Siemans stepped in and recovered our dignity.  Together, Tucker and Siemans interviewed three guests.
The first was Rob Parker, CEO/Executive Director of Kiwanis International.  Mr. Parker was hired last August as the first CEO/Executive Director in a sweeping reorganization of Kiwanis.  His job, as I understand it, is to implement the directions of the Kiwanis International Board.  Listening to him speak, I was impressed with the leadership he has demonstrated in the short time he has been employed.  He is moving the Kiwanis into the 21st century using cutting edge technology and time proven community service.  We now have an auditorium in Indianapolis suitable for web broadcast and digital reproduction.  This offers significant opportunity for visibility, training and recruiting.  As you know, Kiwanis has a goal of reaching the one million member mark by September 30, 2015.  These resources should go a long way towards achieving that goal.
The second guest was Cavia Mead.  Cavia is a delightful young man whom I have had the pleasure to hear before.  As a member of the Builders Club in his hometown of Kingston, Jamaica, Cavia learned leadership and public speaking skills.  At the age of eleven, Cavia was invited to address the Key Club International Convention in Anaheim, California.  I attended that convention as a member of the Kiwanis Committee on Key Club.  I remember his address to the Key Club students.  He was brilliant!  His words inspired the Key Club to rise to a new level of service.  As luck would have it, someone preserved the video of his speech in 2002.  It was played, in part, for the crowd here in San Antonio.  His words, once again, inspired all in attendance.  I was so embarrassed for him.  Here he is, a handsome young man, enduring a replay of his speech as an eleven year old.  Poor kid!  (I will try to find the video online and post a link here so that you can enjoy it, too!)
The final guest was Karen Scheeringa.  Karen is the founder of Hearts in Motion, an organization that brings children, primarily from Central America, to the United States for medical treatment that is not available in their home country.  Since 1982, Hearts in Motion has brought literally hundreds of disadvantaged children to the United States for medical treatment.  Over the years, she has adopted eleven of the children.  She reports that there is still room in her heart for more.  For her efforts on behalf of the children of the world, Karen was awarded the 2007 Kiwanis International World Service Medal.
The session closed with Nelson Tucker and Steve Siemans taking the Tonight Show back to the days of Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon.  Nelson did his best impersonation of Carnac the Magnificent and Steve was the ever straight man, Ed McMahon.  Nelson is a mess.  He couldn’t seem to deliver the Carnac routine without something going wrong.  He would either open the hermetically sealed envelope before he divined the answer, or he would literally read the answer from the outside of the envelope.  Everyone was in stitches and Steve Siemans, the consummate professional, played the straight man perfectly.  A good time was had by all.
Tomorrow, educational forums begin at 9:00 AM.  The first House of Delegates is at 1:30 PM, so we will have a full day again.  Check in for more updates.

 

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